The government has announced they're gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form...?

Question

The ciggies are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer's gonna have pictures of fat birds.

Answer 1

Pictures of rich undertakers would suit both.

Answer 2

Whats the point of the fat bird, after a night on the razz, she'll be rather attractive, therefore all we'll really get is more drunken halfwits gloppin off in the streets at closing time pmsl

Answer 3

According to the Government we should not

Smoke

Drink Alcohol

Play video games

Fast Food

Have to much salt

Have to much sugar

How the h**l has the human race survived without this lovely government???

Answer 4

What they should have is the picture of the Monopoly card where the Monopoly guy is paying the poor tax and has his pockets turned out and he looks confused and broke.  

Of immediate concern to anybody is not their health, but the amount of $ they are paying for a legal substance.  

I still don't understand why they don't legalize marijuana and start taxing that.  Maybe they will get over their puritanical mores and do that soon as well.

Answer 5

Yeah, but after you've drunk enough of the beer, the fat women will look great.

Answer 6

Ah, well. Good for them... I for one will continue to enjoy my cigarettes and Cognac regardless...

Answer 7

I don't recall reading the side of the  many cans of Breaker Lager that I necked in the Mardi Gras nightclub. Nor reading the Marlboro ciggies that I felt at the time matched my uber cool white face and  red lipstick.

But then I was 17 and didn't give a flying **** about the consequences.

I doubt much has changed....

Answer 8

I bet they will still be raking in the taxes from the sale of them!

Answer 9

It wouldn't matter if you put the skull & cross bones on labels. People are going to do what they like because it's their right, and they like it. The only thing that pisses me off is when after fully knowing all the life threatening risks, when they do become terminally ill, they sue the *** off the cigarette companies, then win. You have to blame the people in the jury box for falling for the theatrics of the attornies.

Take your risks all you want, but don't sue somebody for your bad choices.

Answer 10

Wouldn't pics of Darling rubbing his hands together be more effective

Answer 11

I think what they should do is take pictures of unconscious and vomiting drunks and put their pictures on bottles and cans of alcohol. Perhaps a bit of naming and shaming might work.

Fat birds, spilling out of too tight, revealing outfits needs tackling though, i agree. Lol.

Answer 12

Trouble is after 6 beers even fat birds look good

Answer 13

Shows the limits of "education" !

Answer 14

So we all give up drinking and smoking and having fattening foods etc.

I do worry about where they are going to get the taxes to pay for MP's expenses  

Answer 15

and are they gonna put pictures of Obese kids on chocolate bars and crisp.  

So it gives some mothers a hint of what they are going to make there kids look like in a couple of years,

Answer 16

And so they should,think of your health if not others the sooner they all cost enormous amounts the sooner people will not buy them in large amounts and that will be best for all

Answer 17

that would be great ....and the pictures can really work too.

Answer 18

Sounds good to me.

Answer 19

That will definitely work.