The higher prices in gas at the pump are forcing more Americans to buy bicycles. Is it because that secretly?

Question

President Bush has huge stock options in Schwinn? Is this the smoking gun that connects the dots and puts him in bed with the big bicycle companies?

Answer 1

Schwinn..... I thought that with Bush it was spelled Schween.

Answer 2

Bush?   In tandem with Schwinn to pedal bicycles?   I'm not sure he's that good of a wheeler dealer.  I'd like to hear from the White House spokesman on your theory though.

Answer 3

Not likely. Are you yanking my cheney again? I heard he was pedaling autographed copies of My Pet Goat on E-Bay.