The hotel inspector has just turned up, should we spit in her soup?

Question

The hotel inspector has just turned up, should we spit in her soup?

Answer 1

Are you really stupid !?

Answer 2

NO... Go into the hotel next door and get some decent soup to serve her.

Answer 3

Spit? that's amateur. try putting some dirt, dead bugs and make it look like it's apart of the soup! lol, jk, give her all she's asking for without any gags or spit, after all, isn't she the boss?

Answer 4

oh, yeah!

and spit in everyone else's soup who makes you feel like you have to walk on egg shells around the inspector AND anyone who does walk on egg shells around the inspector!

Answer 5

depends on what type of restuarant you work in.

im obviously joking.  that is never right and is disgusting.

Answer 6

Why should you want to do that, she is only doing her job, just the same as you are supposed to doing yours, and if you contemplate spitting in peoples food, dont you think that maybe you are in the wrong job.

Answer 7

It depends on who "we" are.  He could be talking about Jesus, and his spit would probably be the best sauce ever.

Answer 8

Nope. Just get her some decent soup and release rats, cats, orangoutangs, monkeys, pythons and anything else you can think of into the hotel next door.  

Answer 9

Only if you want to get the rating you deserve.

Answer 10

Only if you don't mind it when someone does it to your soup.

What goes around comes around !

Answer 11

No. Be nice and treat her with respect. She or he is only doing their job.