The invasion of Canada

Question

Here is my plan for the USA to invade Canada. I think it would work out very well. The black squares are the starting points.

1. The Americans gain control on the great lakes.

2. The group leaving from New York, goes up, takes Montreal, and loops around surrounding the Canadian army in lower Ontario.

3. The other two groups, attacking from the Buffalo area and the Detroit area, will destroy the rements of the Canadian Army.

4. Two other groups will attack, for diversions. One will go and capture Vancover, blocking off the pacific coast for trade fo Canada.

5. The area shaded in gray will be taken within a few months, and it contains most of the canadian population.

6. Because almost all of the canadian population will be under American control, the rest of the country will fall fairly easily.

7. The USA will annex Canada, making states out of it.

What do you think of my plan? If it were put into actoin, would it succed? Canadians are really annoyying.

Answer 1

It is wonderful to live in a country with free speech.

I live about 6 miles from Canada, an hour drive from Montreal.  I have worked in Montreal and have many friends there.  I find them to be delightful people and Montreal is a great city.  For me, where I live, it is the "go to" city and my wife and I go there often for the evening, dining, theatre, museums, even La Ronde amusement park, the Biodome, botantical gardens, and Ikea, etc.  What is your problem with Canadians?  Where I live there are about as many Quebecois as Americans at the mall and there seems to be no problem.  Maybe I am missing something? We are always treated well in Montreal.  How exactly would the USA or Canada benefit from this.

Believe me, I worked around the world and there are MUCH more annoying neighbors than Canadians, we are d**n lucky if you ask me.  I worked in Ukraine for two years with neighbors like Belarus!  Count your blessings, mon ami!  

Answer 2

Yea I can't stand when they say aboot. What are you talking aboot? I've got a boot for you. Why doesn't Micheal Moore move there if he likes communism so much? We will deport all Canadians to Mexico and set up a free country in Canada. We should conquer all countries and make them free for American big business to take control of the economy.

Answer 3

I don't want Canada for the exact reason you stated.

Let's keep the border solid.

Answer 4

WOW! You really thought this through. i like it but you are missing one important thing. Though their military is awful and we can beat them with weapons from the dark ages  you forget their allies such as France. It might cause a third world war. and plus we don't need another war and it would totally  go against the so called greatness of our country and even though the past few years have ruined the idea it would go against the bravery and liberty and all that stuff from our founding fathers. it would be unhonorable.

What really gets me mad is the fact that they are allowed to come into our country without pass ports but we can't do the same to get into theirs and we shouldn't it is disgusting. Same with Mexico. At least become citizens right you know?

Plus you know the invasion farthest to the right? Well if we go to the tip like you said they could surround us like they did in that battle of the Revolutionary war where we surrounded the British on all sides of land and the French Navy surrounded the water side (if they were smart enough to think of that).