The latest Church to be founded? ?

Question

I'm guessing that, maybe not in our lifetimes, but within the next few generations the Ist Church of Elvis will begin it's march to world domination. We already have shrines. He looked the part (robes and bellbottoms . . . .okay, forget the bell bottoms), died heinously (ask any conspiracy buff), and people already take pilgrimages to his birth place.

His words are there for anyone to listen to . . . .

What do you suppose "a hunka hunka" really meant?

Answer 1

They could also use his movies to spread the word of Elvis. His songs could be the hymns for the flock.

Answer 2

The latest church to be founded is the Church of Oprah.

Answer 3

You think so.  hunk-a hunk-a don't know

Answer 4

The funny thing is that the same "minds" that report Elvis sightings are the ones who also see UFOs and hear god speak to them.  Coincidence?

Answer 5

Ladies and gents, this question is further proof that we should have thumbs down options for rating questions.  But to make this a real answer and keep doofus here from reporting me....The answer is hunka means "hunk of"  So happy to be able to help.

Answer 6

There is some new church founded every day. In my city, there are as many churches as there are bars.