The law says that Canadians...?

Question

Have to own 1 penguin per household.

ps

im canadian

Answer 1

OOOOOh boy. I did not know that. Please help me, I don't want to get  out of Canada!  

Answer 2

The law says that each penguin has to own 1 Canadian per penguin household. The penguins use these Canadians to go find fish for them while they sit back and look at "Nature" programs on their TV sets.

Answer 3

You are exempt if you have a pet polar bear tho, because too much money was getting spent on replacement penguins.

Answer 4

Penguins live in the southern hemisphere Canada is in the northern hemisphere. There 2 points you were useful for something.

Answer 5

you are as dumb as a rock.