The lesser known, yet arguably more interesting, Super Bowl awards - Part 1
With Super Bowl XLV long over, there are a couple of people that deserve an award besides Aaron Rodgers. Even though the Green Bay Packers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers, there were many other factors before, during and after the Super Bowl that deserve a
moment in the spotlight.
The first award goes to the Arlington Fire Chief. And why wouldn’t it? Because of this guy, the National Football League and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones are having a big problem reimbursing people who did not get a seat in Cowboys Stadium to watch the
Super Bowl and even the people that were lucky enough to even get in, but had their seats moved. So this trophy is presented to the guy who deemed about 400 seats as unsafe for occupation, most likely the Fire Chief.
It was the Super Bowl after all and most fans probably would have been fine if the bleachers collapsed under them. They would just wrap up their broken bones, taken a few painkillers and kept cheering on their team. The Fire Chief did know that
it would be a big problem for the parties hosting the biggest event of the year, but the decision commands respect. The guy knew people would hate him for his decision, but he was just doing his job. So give him a break. Where are you Mr. Fire Chief? You deserve
a pat on the back. Well done.
Next up we have the receivers for the Packers. Yes, the team did win but because of them, they almost lost. They kept on dropping the ball! Come now, you cannot do that in the Super Bowl! But sadly, they did. Fans expected so much from Jordy Nelson, but
he was not different from the other receivers. The only exception to this was Greg Jennings.
He had a better touch-down celebration than many others, sizing up his ring finger. He was not wearing any rings during the game, but it looked like all the other receivers were. They could not even get a grip on the ball. Rodgers would have pulled his hair
out from frustration if he did not have a helmet on. He had 24 completions out of 39 passing attempts because most of the receivers could not even catch a cold on Super Bowl Sunday. Enough said.
So the third award goes to Dr. Andy Hildebrand. Now I know what you are thinking. Who the heck is this guy? Well, Dr. Hildebrand is the guy that invented Auto-Tune. We thank you for that, Doc. You were the hero of the half-time Super Bowl show. Because of
you, Fergie’s singing was almost bearable. You know, Doc, you might even be able to increase the profit of your software with a catchy slogan. Something like, “Auto-Tune: the reason you survive while listening to Fergie.” Ok so maybe that’s a bit harsh. But
Fergie is the reason why hip hop died and pop is following it.
The remaining Super Bowl winners will be disclosed in the next part of this article. Take a look!
Continued in Part 2…
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