The lesser known, yet arguably more interesting, Super Bowl awards - Part 3
This is the third part of a series of articles discussing lesser known fictional awards during Super Bowl XLV.
Of course, we cannot forget Joe Buck and Troy Aikman of a popular American television station that hosted the Super Bowl. They managed to do what was once thought to be impossible: they went through an entire National Football League game focused on the
players that were on the field playing and not Brett Favre. Well done, gentleman. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
Of course, the Super Bowl commercials also deserve some praise. The Darth Vader commercial was awesome. The Doritos commercials were awesome. Then there was one that I did not quite understand, those “beer” advertisements. They did not really stick out.
However, Americans will probably be willing to try this “beer,” whatever it is. Do these ads have a chance at a CLIO Award maybe?
Many people do not like Roger Goodell, Commissioner for the NFL. That is probably why we are giving an award to a popular website too. Goodell has been trying to get rid of all the violence from the NFL and is probably a good candidate for a job swap with
the CEO of a popular website. They seem to love violence. After all, their ad is simply smashing a baby’s face into a window just to amuse. Is that enough raw violence for you?
Eminem has been labeled as the number one rapper of the 21st century. However, the only thing that sticks out to me since his latest album release was his appearance in two Super Bowl commercials. That’s right! Two commercials! One was for Lipton
Brisk saying something about why he does not do commercials, but I was not really listening. I was just shocked to see Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers for those who have taken refuge at the bottom of a lake or someplace similar, as a clay figure!
He had a big head and everything.
His second commercial was a bit more “gangsta”. Eminem was representing his “’hood”, driving around Detroit, Michigan in a Chrysler. It was all good until you find out that Eminem drives a Chrysler, but this was no ordinary Chrysler. It had extra large cup
holders for his Lipton Brisk. And we know that this is very important if you do not want to stop to get drinks in Detroit, because you will probably be mugged.
So getting back to people actually in the Super Bowl, we present an award to Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy as the second coach in NFL history who cannot see his toes to win a Super Bowl, the other being Bill Parcels, now Vice President of the Miami
Dolphins. Sorry Bill Belichick and Mike Holmgren, but when you guys won the Super Bowl, you were merely chubby. You have to be all-out rotund to be eligible. The only other coaches who even got close to making this list were Philadelphia Eagles head coach
Andy Reid and Holmgren when he was with the Seattle Seahawks. But close is not good enough, bro.
The remaining Super Bowl winners will be disclosed in the next part of this article. Take a look!
Continued in Part 4…
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