The lesser known, yet arguably more interesting, Super Bowl awards - Part 4
This is the fourth and final part of a series of articles discussing lesser known fictional awards during Super Bowl XLV.
Some said that there would not be anyone besides Parcells to win this honour. But they also said that they would not replace the bun of a burger with two fried chicken patties. They do not know what they think they know, ya know?
Another award goes to the Puppy Bowl. How could it not? It’s amazing. Little dogs playing playfully. I have yet to watch it so please do not spoil it for me. I bet $10,000 on… I cannot even remember its name. That is not good. Moving on!
The second to last award goes to the Lingerie Bowl. Just like the Puppy Bowl, it attracts a unique audience, mostly men in their mid to late 40s, usually married. It ran during the Super Bowl half-time show. No, I did not watch it so do not ask me who won.
However, conclusively I can say that even if the players were wearing overalls, farmer shirts and bowler hats, it is still deserving of an award.
Last but not least, we hand out probably the worst award on this list. And we present it to…
The Super Bowl era.
Maybe more companies should have advertised products related to the upcoming apocalypse. After all, the 45 years of the Super Bowl may well be coming to a close. There might not be a 2011 National Football League season, but there could be a 2012 season.
But the Mayan NFL schedule says that there will be no Super Bowl at the end of the 2012 season because they have other plans. It has something to do with the end of the world on 21 December, 2012 but I cannot remember exactly. So yes, it is a bummer, but it
was a good run and it will be remembered.
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