The monkey with the gun says 'stick 'em up'...!!!!?

Question

empy your pockets and let me see what youv'e got.

Answer 1

A pen, crumpled but unused tissue, half a pack of chewing gum, two candies, a safety pin, and 26 cents.

Wow...that's really boring.

Answer 2

a nickle, some lint, a twisted paperclip...and a receipt from taco bell from 3 weeks ago

Answer 3

21 cigarettes, a cool Marlboro lighter, and a wallet full of everything except money.  Now please put the gun down, there's a good primate.

Answer 4

My pyjama doesn't have pockets.

Answer 5

"MONKEY" as more rights than me

I would comply,

You don"T know these days

Answer 6

up ya jumper ive a m60 n it beats ur gun show me what uve got x*x

Answer 7

I don't believe your monkey has a gun.

Have him email it to me and let me see the bullets then I will think about letting you see "what I've got."

Answer 8

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Answer 9

I got nutting

Answer 10

oh look!  a .357 magnum in my pocket.  guess it's showdown time, monkey

Answer 11

I got some monkey food ,just for this robbery..Please dont shoot

Answer 12

O.k., um......ah, some lint....ah....some change.....and.........BANG!  BAD MONKEY!

Answer 13

Hey, Tricky!! when did you steal my badge, you cheeky monkey.

Answer 14

Seriously?

lint

(dude that is so a waste of 5 points)

Answer 15

Chapstick and a time card just shoot me NOW!

Answer 16

anything you say boss !!!

Answer 17

Ok erm..A sweet wrapper and a pen.

Answer 18

You can have my door handle, Mean Monkey.

Just don't beat me with it, I'm fragile!

Answer 19

.......a c**p joke book.....a packet of polo mints....and a few crumbs from a doughnut.......  Hi :)

Answer 20

the monkey is cute...........