The most random hockey questions of ALL TIME...?

Question

1.) If you owned a deli and wanted to name a sandwich after your favorite player, what would it be called and what would be in it?

2.) You are on your way to a date with a great looking "person". You hail a cab (you only have 10 bucks) and your credit card (to pay for the date). Mike Modano runs up behind you and says "Hey, I lost my wallet and I'm late for our game tonight. Can you spot me 10$ for this cab, I'll give you my number, call me and I'll hook you up with tickets for the next game". Your already late for your date..... What do you do?

3.) What has the sexual orientation of "Hammerhan's" wife?

4.) Would you rather have extraordinary hockey skills, or the ability to charm anyone (love life, jobs, friends, etc.)?

5.) Season tickets or Playoff tickets?

6.) You betrayed the hockey gods. The punishment is one of the following....

Fight Georges Laraque, Take a slap shot in the gut from Chara, or have Avery follow you around for a week talking smack?

Answer 1

1. Sarge-licious, the sandwich would be a Philly cheese steak, with steak, melted cheese, roasted onions and peppers, with barbecue sauce!

2. Give it to Modano & hitchhike to the date!

3. l***o? IDK

4. Extraordinary hockey skills!

5. Season tickets

6. Fight Laraque, he's a nice guy maybe he would give me the advantage!

Answer 2

1) Yzerman delight

2) Forget the Date, I'll go with him to the game..

3) what?

4) I already can do that :P jk jk... I'd rather have Charm because I'm a girl and Awesome Hockey skills probably still won't get me into the NHL

5) Playoff Tickets

6) Have Avery Follow me....because if it were the other two i'd die.

Answer 3

1. kanewich...uhh im a picky eater, all i'd eat is salami and cheese only, so unfortunately if it had all this stuff on it i'd never get the chance to try it what would i be doin owning a sandwhich shop anyways!

2. sure! whats 10 bucks anyways, not as much as the hook up!

3. umm

4. ability to charm, im not a man if i was i'd go for skills to be in the NHL

5. Season Tix, last way longer plus i cant handle the intensity of playoffs!

6. Tough one....

Ahh avery, i'd get some ear plugs it would be like hes not even there

Laraque-i'm sure i can take him im a beast! haha jk

Chara ooooo dont even want to think about that one

Answer 4

1. The "Mario Lemieux" sandwich? Kind of sounds disgusting.....

2. Give Mikey Modano the ten bucks. I now have Mike's number, tickets, AND I can just make my date pay.....aren't yhe boys suppose to pay anyways? ;)

3. Uhm.......

4. Extraodinary hockey skills 'o course.

5. Season tickets....more games.

6. Avery follow me around for a week. You know I just might drive HIM insane. I'm pretty bad at just talking smack..........You know, me and him might actually get along. I'm a lot like a younger girl version of him in life...... =b

Answer 5

1)  The Chris Osgood Pad Stacker

8 or 12 inch sub stacked with roast beef, turkey, and grilled chicken.  Your choice of provolone, American, or swiss cheese, and a variety of vegetables, spices, and condoments.  Topped with Red Wings Victory Sauce.

2)  I date great looking people often (Why would I lie, who am I trying to impress?).  I do not run into the Great White American Hope that often.  I would need to express my State of Hockey pride (The Great Lake State), and instead of watching a Dallas game, I'd bargain for an autographed Mike Modano Team USA jersey.  I was already late for my date anyway, and I'll make it up to her later.

3)  What?

4)  Extraordinary hockey skills can do the charming for me, as well as let me live the dream.

5)  Playoff tickets is the only acceptable answer...

6)  Taking Sean Avery's sh*t for a week is definitely better than being handicapped for a year.

Answer 6

1. It we be a month old ham sandwich with extra ham. It would be named "The Sean Avery".

2. It would depend on who Mike Modano is playing that night and if he is on my fantasy team. But most likely I'd split the cab with him and be like, get me into the game tonight! Any girl worth dating would understand. Besides, bro's before-

3. she is actually asexual and can only reproduce by herself like an ameba.

4. Probably the charm power. Thats a power that is good year round.

5. Season tickets because playoff tickets aren't guaranteed, but you are guaranteed to have a seaon...except for 04-05

6. I'd take Avery following me around for a week, because all I'd have to do to distract him is show him some Vogue magazine

Answer 7

1 - The Dave Brown - Roast Beef and Cheddar Cheese with Spicy Mustard, Lettuce and Onion

2 - Give Mike the $10, find a pay phone, charge the call to your date on your card, and if they aren't understanding about the situation, it wasn't worth the date anyway.

3 - Bisexual (she did sleep with Reg Dunlop in the movie) - and it's Hanrahan

4 - I already have the latter, but would like better backwards skating skills

5 - Playoff tickets

6 - I'll take Laraque.  At least that would be over quickly and I might be able to pull a Brashear on him (i.e. hug him to stop the fight).

Answer 8

1.)"The Scott Stevens"...kinda spicy, hits real hard, and kinda takes your breath away!!!

2.) Give Mike the ten spot and get t my date late, try and repair it with the game tix.

3.)A sperm whale

4.) Growing up I've had both!!  8*)

5.) Season as of late i'd only get only get 3 or 4 home games in the Playoffs.

6.)WOW...I'd snap...I might as well fight La-rock and get it over with!!!

Answer 9

1.  Would call the sandwich 'The Captain', in honour of Steve Yzerman.

2. Take the detour and get him to the game.

3. L*****n

4. Hockey skills

5. Playoffs

6. Fight Georges Laraque.

Answer 10

1. The Bergy. Turkey and bacon. :]

2. Give him the money, go to the ATM get more money and explain it all to my date.

3. Hmm..

4. Extraordinary hockey skills.

5. Playoff.

6. Have Avery follow me. I'm one of the fortunate people who have an ipod. :]

Answer 11

1. uh...... " The Sundin Special "

2. Give him the 10$ and call my date telling him I'll be running late!

3. L*****n

4. Hockey skills!

5. Playoff tickets

6. Have Avery follow me around... It can,t be that bad?

Answer 12

1.Keith Carney Asada on wheat. Lots of meat, salsa dressing, lettuce, and pepperacini [sp]

2. I'd give him the $10 then sell the tickets. Hey I don't pay for my dates I'm female!!!

3. asexual

4. The ability to charm.

5. Season

6.Avery and I  would get along. We both are slighty nuts.

Answer 13

1) The McCarty Grinder.  Whatever he wants.

2) Sorry Michael.

3) She's a L*****n, a L*****n, A L*****n!

4) Give me my hockey skills.

5) Playoff tickets.

6) Let me fight Laraque and get it over with.

Answer 14

1)Richards Sammich! Tuna on rye bread.Nothing wacky there.

2)I say "Sorry Mikey,You're playing the Flyers tonight AND I'm sure if it was the other way around I wasn't getting your cab.Good luck getting to the Center and your wallet wasn't lost it was stolen.While you're here can you sign this $10 bill that I probably don't need?Ohhhh and USA!"

3)You know your wife sucks....!L*****n

4)Hockey skills cause I am already a charmer.jk

5)Playoff

6)Fight Laraque and get it over with.At least thats a fight who knows maybe I can take him?

Answer 15

1) This is the hardest question I've ever seen in my life! How am I supposed to name a sandwhich after Steve Yzerman?!

2) I'd do it! My date likes hockey so she'll forgive me when I take her to the next game!

3) No comment.

4) I'll take "A", I've already got "B".

5) I have to go with season tickets; More games, Less expensive.

6) I'll take George, he can't fight!

Answer 16

1) Full-o-balogne special. Doesn't matter what's on it, we're going to trade you for some fries.

2) As of this moment, there is no Mike Modano on the Leaf's roster. Ohhh, sorry bud, "You're going to have to sit this one out while I go get me some".

3) A gentleman never tells.

4) Extraordinary hockey skills will buy you the rest.

5) Playoff tickets.

6) Duke it out with Laraque. It'll be over soon.

Answer 17

I'm only going to answer the first one.

It would be called the Crosby.  It would be made of ham (because everyone claims that he's an overactor who dives), Swiss cheese (to represent all the supposed holes in his game), and mayo (because he is considered so bland and average).

Of course it would be served on white bread.  With a glass of wine.

And you know what?  I would be delicious.  And it would be the BEST SANDWICH IN THE WHOLE d**n DELI.

Answer 18

1) Rocket, in honour of Maurice Richard

2) Suggest we all take the cab together so we can talk during the cab ride and I can call the number he's given me to make sure it's the right number + the cabbie will go faster knowing Modano is in a hurry to get to the game than if he has John Doe (me) and Jane Doe (my date) in the back seat

3) She was a L*****n! A L*****n! (I know! Reg knows! Everyone knows!)

4) The ability to charm anyone would be nice.

5) Playoff tickets

6) Avery talking smack until I leave a rotten banana on the ice so he slips and falls on his head.

Answer 19

1. the sharp sandwich. Just salami and bread, all i like

2. I give the money and use the credit card. My date should be paying anyway, if not, im kicking him to the curb

3. uhhh

4. ability to charm.

5. playoff

6. Avery, cuz then i can talk smack back to him and make fun of his mommy

Answer 20

1.) A "hero" sandwich in honor of Scott Stevens :-P

2.) Sure, why not.  It's Mike Modano and free tickets!

3.) L*****n?

4.) Extraordinary hockey skills.  Because then I can charm people with my amazing skills.  :-D

5.) Depends how far my team gets.  If they lose in the first round, then Season Tickets.  Anything further than the first round, Playoff Tickets.

6.) Have Avery follow me around.  I will DIE from fighting Laraque or getting hit by Chara.  Avery's only going to be annoying and I can just get a restraining order!

Answer 21

1) The fores-burger in honor of peter foresburg.

2)Give em the $10!!!!!!!!!!!

3)who cares

4)extrodionary skills in hockey

5)playoff duh!

6)Fight georges laroque

Answer 22

1.) If you owned a deli and wanted to name a sandwich after your favorite player, what would it be called and what would be in it?

A pound beef patty soaked in tabasco before being grilled topped with pepperjack cheese and  jalepenos on sourdough bread. I'd call it the Probie because it would kick your @ss.

2.) You are on your way to a date with a great looking "person". You hail a cab (you only have 10 bucks) and your credit card (to pay for the date). Mike Modano runs up behind you and says "Hey, I lost my wallet and I'm late for our game tonight. Can you spot me 10$ for this cab, I'll give you my number, call me and I'll hook you up with tickets for the next game". Your already late for your date..... What do you do?

Help out Modano.

3.) What has the sexual orientation of "Hammerhan's" wife?

I don't know what you are talking about.

4.) Would you rather have extraordinary hockey skills, or the ability to charm anyone (love life, jobs, friends, etc.)?

charm. It lasts longer.

5.) Season tickets or Playoff tickets?

Playoff tickets

6.) You betrayed the hockey gods. The punishment is one of the following....

Fight Georges Laraque, Take a slap shot in the gut from Chara, or have Avery follow you around for a week talking smack?

Fight Laraque.

Answer 23

1)  It would be a filet mignon sandwich.  Thinly sliced garlic filet on a Chicago hard roll, with a creamy hollandaise spread with a little salt and pepper.  I would call it the Ovechkin...because you would need his salary to order it on a regular basis.  

2)  I hate to break it to you, but all of the cabs down here take credit and debit cards.  To play along.....I would give him the 10 bones and call my date and explain that a hockey player needed my money and hockey is more important than my crappy date with him anyhow.  Why isn't this sucker picking me up, anyway?  lmao.  

3)  likes to munch on the ol' berber

4)  I would love to have extraordinary hockey skills.  Why?  Because I already have the ability to charm anyone. Come on, I know that you adore me *bats eyelashes*.  lmao, kidding.

5)  Playoff tickets.  

6)  Slap shot from Chara....it is over really quick.  You better have some vodka or whiskey on hand...I am going to need to some liquid doctor.

Answer 24

1. The Scotty Stevens Smashwich-- Fried Chicken, bacon, cheese, lettuce, mayo, and ketchup on a roll.

2. Hmmm.. take a cab with him and get two tickets to the game that night--for me and my date. Plus, will ask him to pay for my date's gas or cab to the arena.

3. L*****n

4. The ability to charm anyone---I love hockey and apart of hockey is the fighting. I may be able to have extraordinary hockey skills, but as a fighter I suck. Period.

5. Season---too much tension during the playoffs.

6. Have Avery follow me for a week. If the hockey gods are mad at me, I would rather endure the worst punishment ever inorder for the hockey gods not to put my devils on there $#!& list. (Plus, it did not say I couldn't take a gun and shoot him right between the eyes after my week of toryure was up!)

Answer 25

1. It would be called the Kotalik cause I'm not creative. Its actually a grilled pita with feta cheese, tomato, and  black olives.

2. Its $10, what the h**l. I'll find an ATM...you didn't exactly say it wasn't a debt card being used as credit...

3. My mom?

4.Hockey skills, I dont particularly like people

5. Season

6. Avery, doesn't mean I can't talk smack right back. Maybe I'll call him Fatso.

Answer 26

1. The Yzerman Sandwich! Made with octopus.

2. Give Mike 10 bucks!!! Then call my date and say I broke my leg while buying her flowers.

3. Hammer hands?

4. Hockey Skills.

5. Season.

6. Avery can follow me around.

Answer 27

1.The St. Louis sandwich it would be a small sandwich but big enough to be great and it will have ham,roast beef, turkey, and whatever you would like on it.

2.Give him $10 and  i'll call my date over

3...... i don't know

4.well i have never been really good at a sport so i pick extrodinary hockey skills.

5.tough one.... Season tickets because more games

6.Fight Laraque, I would let him hit me once then play dead...

Answer 28

1. You know, someone should open up a diner where ALL they serve are sandwiches and food named after players and coaches. That would be awesome!

Well, I'm torn between Osgood and Yzerman as my favorite players and all I could come up with is something for Osgood.

The Wizard of Os Goalie Speical - whatever types of lunch meat you want on it, with honey oat bread, lettuce, tomato, etc and if there were toothpicks holding it together they'd look like little goalie sticks lol

2. If he'd really give me tickets I'd do what he wants

3. uh I'm going to say L*****n because that's what a lot of people are saying haha

4. I'd take the extraordinary hockey skills....even though I don't play the sport that would be really cool (and then I'd probably start playing lol)

5. Playoff

6.  Maybe have Avery follow me around for a week because I'd probably die if I fought with Laraque and espeically if I got a slap shot in the stomach (unless I was wearing lots of pads) from Chara.

Answer 29

1) Iggy Sandwich - Hockey puck, chipped tooth and sweat would be inside

2) I give him the money!!!!!

3) Bisexual

4) SKILLZZZZZ

5) Season - playoffs could last 4 games for my team

6) Sean Avery ( he is hillarious)