As they are Catholics, and nuns, St Peter has a question for them before they are allowed in. The question is..."Have you ever touched a p***s?"
He asks Sister Bernadette first...
"Yes, St Peter, when I was 10, I touched a boy's p***s with my finger."
"Say three Hail Marys and wash your finger in the font of Holy water."
Sister Anne is next...
"Yes, St Peter I used to m********e my first boyfriend."
"Say six Hail Marys and wash your hand in the font of Holy water."
Just then there was a large commotion as Sister Catherine pushed her way to the front of the queue.
"Whoa...what's the hurry, Sister Catherine....everyone will have their turn?"
"Sorry, St Peter, I have to gargle with that stuff before Sister Mary puts her backside in it."
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