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The nursing home, is this funny?

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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you f**t."

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  1. Nope, not funny.


  2. Sorry to some of the other responses you have had, but I found this to be

    ****** HILARIOUS ******

    HA ha ha !!!!

    I Am not in a nursing home, but can relate to that predicament when I had both legs operated on not so long ago, the only thing I could do was to wriggle from one side to the next for some gas relief.

    Funny funny !! thanks for another laughable joke.

    ..........Cheers........

  3. not funny

  4. loool =P

  5. noooooooooo

  6. nice.^^

  7. lol, i thought it was really funny! i actually laughed out loud at this joke.

  8. It's amusing.

  9. That's pretty funny.

  10. ahahahahhahahaaaa!!

  11. thats not really funny

  12. lol yes i always liked that joke

  13. Not that funny

  14. is it spose to be?

    cause its gud but not funny

  15. nice one mate. i got one for u.

    You Might Be a Nurse if...

    - when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.

    -- when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard.

    -- your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.

    - men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion p**n movies about nurses.

    -- everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have.

    -- you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.

    -- you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.

    -- you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.

    -- you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.

  16. ewwwh lol.

  17. hard work on here sometimes mate but i found it funny cheers  

  18. ha ha ha my mom told me that same joke about two years ago...she's an RN at a nursing home...i thought it was very funny

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