The olympics make me feel fat and lazy, how do they make you feel?

Question

The olympics make me feel fat and lazy, how do they make you feel?

Answer 1

Aroused  

Answer 2

Horny

Answer 3

I don't need athletic events to make me feel that way.

Answer 4

like raging against the machine

Answer 5

They make me feel fat and lazy too... You see all these disgusting athletes, and you can't do even half of what they can! It's not fair! haha... They make me feel fat and lazy, too.

Answer 6

like other nations suck, and we are the greatest, so mission accomplished right?  also that I have wasted away much of my life on smoking weed and reading the Far Side comics, I  doubt there's an event for that...  *cries* like Guido.

Answer 7

The Olympics always give me this warm fuzzy feeling.  I love the competition.

But when I see the athletes, I too feel fat and lazy.

Answer 8

Big busted and old.   Shouldn't those kids be in school?  

Answer 9

They make me feel like giggling because China keeps doing stupid things.

And I envy Chinese prostitutes because I bet they're making a lot of money.

Answer 10

In some aspects, I would agree.  I know that watching the athletes perform certainly makes me feel out of shape.   However, I can appreciate the efforts and training that they endure to keep themselves is such great shape.  As for feeling lazy for just sitting and watching the Olympics, I must admit that I haven’t been “glued” to the TV nor have I become a couch potato for the Olympics.  This is probably mostly because the Olympic competitions occur so early in the morning local time.  I’m just not up at 2:00am to watch gymnastics.  Thank God for TiVo…

Answer 11

Hahaha, yes I feel the same way!  It's amazing how easy the athletes make everything look!

It also makes me feel very proud of our country!  

Answer 12

Yeah me too, so I decided to go and run 8 miles on Monday, then I got up Tuesday morning and worked out, and tonight I am probably going to do another 8 miles....

Answer 13

Like keeping an eye on the Russian judges.

Answer 14

lazy and fat and underachiever.

i can't say that i haven't watched women's volleyball though...or gymnastics.

Answer 15

Proud when America wins.  I am middle aged, I know I'll never be in the great shape those athletes are, I certainly am not going to beat myself up over it.  These athletes are unique, that is why they are in the Olympics.  The rest of us don't have the natural ability or correct body structure to participate no matter how hard we exercise.  

Answer 16

they make me feel like touching myself, especially after watching womens volleyball

Answer 17

Energized and proud to be an American

Answer 18

The spandex makes me feel tingly all over

Answer 19

pissed because they preempt the shows I want to watch

Answer 20

It gives me a feeling of great admiration to see the level of skills these athletes have and to have some idea of the dedication and sacrifices they've mad to get to where they are at...regardless of what country they represent.

Answer 21

It makes me feel lazy, and un-athletic!

I wish I could be like them lol

Answer 22

I really like watching the little girls I mean women's gymnastics, gives me a funny feeling. I'm already fat and lazy, worked hard at achieving that too. I was really disappointed in the women's 200m breast stroke, I didn't see anything. Damned Chinese.

Answer 23

Determined to inspired to do my best with my running. =)

Answer 24

Comparing yourself to others only brings pain or arrogance.

just don't do it. Cheer for your country.  

Answer 25

Like a dirty old pedophile.

Answer 26

ugly and poor

Answer 27

I'd rather stab myself in the leg with a carrot peeler.

It's so boring!  Where's the nudity and violence?  Like the Olympics used to have...

*Starts drooling as she imagines Greek men running naked*

Answer 28

Proud to be american

Answer 29

tired. i see all that work that they do and i realize that i am one lazy person.  

Answer 30

I don't care about the olympics. sports are stupid and a waste of time. i would rather pick lint out of my bellybutton