The other day I saw a man running down the street naked.What bizarre things have you seen?

Question

The other day I saw a man running down the street naked.What bizarre things have you seen?

Answer 1

I saw a dude take a dump while sprinting a few years back.

Answer 2

while running in front of me,

my teammate yanked down his pants &

this other guy slapped his butt.

....

then they turned around & saw me.

Answer 3

When I was stationed in Fayettville N.C in 1993, I saw a man walking down the hiway carrying an AK-47. Later in the day I found out he walked to his father's house and shot him twice in the chest.