The rabbit that was on drugs?

Question

running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat up the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, " He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"

Answer 1

haha that was funny.

Answer 2

Two blonds go to the pound and each get a dog.

when they get home the first blonde says "how are we gonna tell them apart" after an hour of hard concentration they decided to tie a ribbon around each of the dogs necks. one being red and one being blue.

one day though the dogs ribbons fell of while they were playing.

the blonde's were stumped"what will we do " said the first one.

i know said the second one

"you take the black on and i'll take the white one.

Answer 3

lol v.funny

Answer 4

i jst gotta give you a star for this, hon. H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!!!