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The real ICC Cricket World Cup 2011 Preview – Part II

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The real ICC Cricket World Cup 2011 Preview – Part II
(Continued from Part I)
The official tournament preview is here, where there is the irrefutable proof of who will win and why. Well everyone is offering some prediction of how http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Bangladesh-c747 needs to win to at least
reach the next round or how http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 should not be underestimated since Salman Butt will be a cricket commentator for the event.
But the scribe can predict this: where and when the champions will be crowned. It can be confidently forecasted that the victory will be secured on April 2nd, 2011 in the Indian city of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Mumbai-c820 named Wankhede Stadium. Sure there are some safety
issues, and the ICC can aptly shift the final to Eden Gardens, but as for now the crystal ball shows Mumbai as the final destination.
Meanwhile the preview of the fourteen teams continues:
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Canada-c748
Even if they win the World Cup (what joy it will be), they won’t get a chance to defend it in the next four years. The ICC and the others has already worked out the dynamics that the Canadians will not be advancing, hence they roped in http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Bryan-c48753 Adams to give
the Canadians something to be proud of. Justin Bieber could have been more affective. But the nation is riding their hopes on a 40-year-old veteran John Davison who registered himself to be the fastest century maker in a World Cup back in 2003. Maybe Bieber
should play in the squad?
England
Is this the same team who is the all new Ashes winner and the Twenty20 World Champions? The same team who then got so tired by the end of the season 2010-11 that they shut off everything and lost 6-1? The same team that has half of its players injured and
half of them are on paternal leaves? They have a habit of exiting early, might give up, and leave the whole tournament after winning the first match against http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Netherlands-c753. They are just tired.
India
If they win there will be ultimate glory, if not, then the effigy-makers will be the next money-spinning entrepreneurs to be featured in the Forbes 100 list. The mouths should be sealed shut as it might jinx the men in blue. They have to do it for Sachin
Tendulkar, they just have to otherwise he will make more money until he gets the trophy.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ireland-c751
The Irish boys are here. Another upset can be expected, maybe? But again the ICC has already determined that they won’t be winning the World Cup. They have also devised a format that would ensure how none of them will get through the quarter-finals stage.
So http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ed-Joyce-c1417 and the other Irish men have the last hurrah on the big stage. Joyce might want to return back to England for polishing his 50-over skills.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Kenya-c752
They have the same fate as the Irish and the Canadians, but they have the battered Steve Tikolo, who is nearly old enough to qualify for life insurance or to enjoy the old-age privileges. But they will fight till the very end, the Kenyans always do.
Netherlands
They will provide the most fun element in the World Cup, with the whole blaring orange uniform. The supporters will also be wearing dark glasses on their shockingly orange pyjamas and the wigs.
(Continued in Part III)
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