The real meaning of Woman's Personal Ads!

Question

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No ****

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure - On medication

Feminist - Fat

Free spirit - Junkie

Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person

Fun - Annoying

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate - Sloppy drunk

Professional - Bitach

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Large frame - Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Answer 1

haha very funny!! star for you!

Answer 2

lol

Answer 3

That was pretty amusing.  

Answer 4

I'd like to find the Adventurous woman.  Good list.   :)

Answer 5

busted!

Answer 6

Yeah, I'd say there is definitely an element of truth in them. LOL!

Answer 7

DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish  - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot

Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister

Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity

Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking - Arrogant b*****d

Honest - Pathological liar

Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Like to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent

Mature - Until you get to know him

Open-minded  - Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

Physically fit - Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself

Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall

Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday

Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful - Says "please" when demanding a beer  

Answer 8

Ha-ha, whats with the whole No means Yes thing, that's just fcuked up. One time a girl said no to me 3 times in a row.