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The reason why students fail their exams (funny joke)

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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year

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Has a 365 days. Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Day Left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to Study.

Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.

Days left 141.

4. One hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &

Swallowing) - means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. One hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.

Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. for sickness - at least 3 days.

Remaining days = 3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"How can a student pass??"

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  1. I should tell that to my teacher


  2. well... i can spot a problem :(

    u shouldn't substract the daily meals, talking and all that from sunday, because u already substracted all the sundays

    also if ur birthday is on a sunday..

    so that would mean we have plenty of days for revision :'(

    i'm sorry lol

  3. yes !!! student must always revise...huhu but I not sure for my  answer..

  4. LOL. Never thought of Studying in quite That Way!  LOL.

    Good One!

  5. i wonder if my teacher would agree lol  

  6. hahahah brilliant! also add in party tym every weekend friday and saturaday! and bak holidays:D

  7. it's funny.. paraphrased from another joke where the boss gives the same calculations to deny a request for leave...

  8. lol good one :) !!!

  9. that was excellent!!!

    well done

    i gave u a star *

  10. * :) thats cute. i liked that u puit thato on here id make it a chain letter. but the threat is send this or fail the next 2 tests :)

  11. that is so funny i love that joke must tell to teachers

  12. What a hard life these poor students have!!!!!!!!!!

  13. You sick b*****d :P (oj).

    Edit. YOU SICK F-U-C-K. (again, only joking).

  14. I smiled

  15. Very good....you must have a good education!

  16. Nice.

  17. who told you this old tosh was funny? don't tell lies.

  18. Haha lolz your sick :)

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