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The reason why you should never be mean to a cat?

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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a itch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

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  1. Same reason you should never be mean to any animal.  The wife should not give him directions. It would serve him right.  


  2. LMAO,love it,im forwarding this to my daughter at work,thanx ;)

  3. Funny and yes never be mean to cats!!!

  4. Hahaha, that was actually a pretty good one!

  5. Yes, never be mean to kitties. Somehow, the cat is always smarter than you and will scratch your face off if you touch it wrong. Always be nice to kitties!!!!

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