One day, Bill Clinton and George Michael decide to go out for a drive in the country with their friend Robert Downey Jr in his car. Unfortunately, when the cops pulled Rob over to search the car, it was hit by a semi and all three were tragically killed.
Once inside the pearly gates, God explains to them that he had not been expecting them and that they were not due for another few years. God decides to give them all another shot at life and offers to return them to Earth if each will give up his greatest pleasure. "But", God says, "if you break this promise your time on Earth will end, and it won't be pretty".
They all agree to this and instantly appear back at the car crash site. No longer having any wheels, they decide to walk back to town. Once back in town, the first building they come to has a sign on its door - "UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS - Intern Placement Office".
"No, I mustn't", thinks Bill to himself. But the temptation is too great and he reaches to open the door. He touches the door handle and **BOOM** Bill explodes into a million pieces, covering Robert Downey Jr with the entrails of the ex-president.
"Holy c**p, did you see that?", asks Rob. "Yeah, I guess God wasn't messing around", says George, adjusting his hairdo which had been seriously ruffled by the blast.
Both men shrug and continue walking down the street. Then Robert Downey Jr looks down and spots a perfectly rolled joint lying on the sidewalk. "No, I mustn't", he says. But the temptation is too great and he bends over to retrieve the joint. **BOOM** - Robert is covered with the remains of George Michael.
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