The sole of my erstwhile nice Italian loathers has split entirely at the joint with the heel?

Question

Do you think the heel will fall off on my one-mile walk home later? thus catipulting me to the ground in front of a crowd of laughing onlookers.

Hmmm, I could always tie bin liners around my feet until Thursday when I get paid.

Answer 1

Loathers = ???  Catipulting???  Me, I'm going back to my erstwhile bed.  Nothing on Answers worth a second look just now in my fave categories.  See you Thursday, eh?

Answer 2

Try contact cement. It works. Do you know how to use it?

Answer 3

it isnt worth the risk,how embarassing!almost as bad as me walking home from the pub in my stilletos the heel came completely off,i had a job walking drunk but didnt think to take the other shoe off and hobbled home with a big graze on one knee...nice!if you go to the cobblers it shouldnt cost very much at all,if you dont have one near by try no more nails it works wonders and will last until thursday!good luck!

Answer 4

There is a very real chance that it will! If you have a couple of quid, I recommend you go and buy yourself a tube of superglue and glue the thing back on again! :)

Answer 5

If this happens there may be a king, generous gullible girl willing to give you a sympathy shag.

Answer 6

don't use superglue it sets hard , you need a rubberised glue that has some movement try Robert dyas or Woolworth's  

you should make it home as the uppers will hold  keep out the puddles