The top 10 excusses?

Question

the top 10 excusses y america lost

number 10 are we in china yet.

number 9 that guy is just to tall.

number 8 those girls are to young.

number 7 dam no mcdonlds.

number 6 i missed my period.

number 5 its to hot to run.

number 4 so thts wht a vault looks like.

number 3 i thought i was black.

number 2 i thought i was ment to drop the baton not hold it.

number 1 excuss as to y america lost is "Jet Lag".

Answer 1

how L A M E

Answer 2

I can't find ONE of those that is funny. You definitely DON'T work for Letterman.

Answer 3

1) Apparently the pollution in Beijing is so bad, those delicate "Made in USA" lungs were having spasms halfway over the Pacific Ocean... However, the good news is non-Americans are safe. The "toxic air" appears to only affect Americans...

2) Too much inbreeding

Answer 4

Number 0 - The Chinesen cheated!

Hello Mr. Alien pic!

Answer 5

There were 2 McDonalds inside the Olympic green.

I ate at both of them and it was the same bad food at any McDonalds around the world.  

Answer 6

i think its funny just a few r kind of not right but its all funny