The wife or the dog?

Question

What to do? what to do?

Your wife is yelling at you from the front of the house

Your dog is howling and scratching at the back door

Which do you let in?

The dog - He will shut up once he gets inside

Answer 1

let in your wife!!! you married her, after all!!! you owe it to her!!! be a man and let in your wife!!! many men cannot face their wives, but i hope you can!!! so go on and let het in!!!

Answer 2

ha ha ha~~!!!!

so true wives doesn't have button to switch off~~!!!!!!! lolzzzz

Answer 3

id let the  dog in too. you can explain to the wife why you  didnt let her in right away, but a dog may not understand. also if you had to ask, it prob means the wife is a  d**n *****.

Answer 4

The dog will also help you pay bills right?

Answer 5

Ha ha ha! Love it.

How's this mate?

The Best Friend test.

Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour and when you let them out, see who's happy to see you!

I think I might get in trouble for that one!

Answer 6

Uhmmm, no Steve.

You let Rebecca in. Trust me on this one. I'm female.

Nice joke though.  *cough*

Answer 7

lol good one :) !!!

Answer 8

lol!!!!! i like that !!!! tough decision lol

Answer 9

This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"

"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"

his dad asked him, "did you jump?"

"A little at first!!"

and my other joke is :

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

CHOKED!!!

Answer 10

will the dog also work and cook and clean? and have ure children?