The wind that blows from the rooftops?

Question

I was just walking on the roof and felt a breeze coming? It was weird because I was on a roof and then the firetruck came and I bought a pony. Was it blowing out of the roof? Was the roof exhaling some air? Or was the plane overhead relieving itself?

My hands then started burning from the potent potables and I feinted.

Answer 1

No, roofs don't breath and planes don't relieve themselves. It was the wind.