The worst chat up line you've ever heard or used ?

Question

The worst chat up line you've ever heard or used ?

Answer 1

hey baby i'd like some of that pie

Answer 2

mine was at a bar in Aberdeen

guy- do you like this watch?

me- yeh

guy- do you know what it tells me?

me- the time

guy- it tells me you have no underwear on

me- umm yeh i do

guy- oh it must be fast then.

i was so shocked that he actually just said that to me i actually gave him my number for having the ba**s to do it ha ha ha ha

xx

Answer 3

"ASL?"

"So where ru from?"

"what do u do for living?"

"what ru wearing right now?"

Answer 4

Would you like to come back to my caravan for some mediocre s*x ?

Answer 5

I believe you are what you eat.

So in the morning, I plan to be you!

Answer 6

The worst I've ever heard was: Is that the time. Buy me a large g+t and I'll give you a turn round the back of the gasworks.  :P

Answer 7

girl, you must be from Tennessee  cause your the only 10 I see. ..... You must be drinking your milk cause d**n your body looks good...... You me the sun the stars and my rocket ship is all we need tonight..... Girl let me test those pillows for you.... You hungry cause I surely want to snack on something as sweet as you....When god made the world he had to put an angel on earth cause I'mm looking at one.  All from guys at a bar in Louisiana  

Answer 8

Him - Hi. So, did you hear about the polar bear?

Me - What polar bear?

Him - The polar bear, [his name]. The one that broke the ice? [Insert I-just-made-a-stupid joke laughter here]

I had to groan.

And not with pleasure.

Answer 9

Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes...

..."Up the dirt track" right got it. pmsl.x

Answer 10

man - have you ever been raped

woman - no

man - well you are about to be

Answer 11

my friend once heard: I wish I was a door, you could fiddle with my k**b...

Answer 12

My sister was out wearing a red dress.  This guy came up and said 'hello, little miss red riding hood - i'm going to huff and i'm going to puff and i'm going to blow your earrings out'.  

Answer 13

Is that the time. Buy me a large g+t and I'll give you a turn round the back of the gasworks.

Answer 14

When I was in a pub in Leicester Square on night this bloke started talking to me at the bar.  After a few minutes of telling me how lovely I looked he said "is that an engagement ring on your finger?" When I replied "yes actually" he said " bloody h**l that's the tiniest cheapest engagement ring I've ever seen.  Why don't you and your mate spend the rest of the evening with us and we'll show you how a woman should be treated" Even if I had wanted to cheat on my now husband, it wouldn't have been with him!!!!!  

Answer 15

Will you be coming here often..........x

Answer 16

Dammm girl does your head hurt...

it must of done falling from heaven!!

Answer 17

"Is there a thief in here tonight?"

"No why?"

"Then who has stolen the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes"

Answer 18

Used unsucessfully by a friend years ago: "Fancy a ****?"

Answer 19

Overheard once:

"Do you like donkeys?"

Yes, really!

Answer 20

"ASL babe?" (she apparently didn't know that I was a GIRL, even though my name was countrygirl17)

"SEND ME PICS!" (and he hadn't even TALKED to me at all)

*rolls eyes* I've stopped talking on chat rooms. I usually play InkLink on shockwave.com and talk to people on there.

:]

Answer 21

how do u like ur eggs in the morning

unfertilised

Answer 22

this is the worst line that ive heard "it looks like you have **** your pants, come back to my place and i will clean you up all nite" but i laughed so hard when i heard it

Answer 23

Excuse me, are those mirror pants? Because i can see myself in them.

Hey baby, i'm like a rubix cube,the more you play with me the harder i get

Hey, what has 168 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper.

Hey, is that a rip in your pants or is that the path to heaven?

Answer 24

The worst one used on me was ...

" do you take it up the dirt track ..??"  

nice ..