The worst name ever ?

Question

What is the worst name or spelling you have ever heard/seen?

Answer 1

All these daft celebrities names... I mean what where they thinking???

Peaches Geldolf

Fifi Trixibell Geldolf

Cruz Beckham

Brookyln Beckham

Apple (child of chris martin and gweneth paltrow)

the list is endless.

What happened to nice old fashioned names like Jennifer, David, Phillip, Sarah etc,,

Answer 2

Lol in the movie 7 brides for 7 brothers there's a girl named dorkis gaylan. A lot of the black names where its like 2 names mixed.  

Answer 3

A woman I saw on a commerical in L.A. about 10 yrs. ago. This poor elderly lady was named :

TOPPIE SMELLEY

Answer 4

I guaruntee this is uglier than what everyone else said...

ilates.

pronounced:: ee-late-iss.

f*cking UGLY!

Answer 5

I was at church one Sunday and there was a woman in the nursery with her kid. Trying to make polite conversation, I asked her what her son's name was. It was Prophet. LMFAO, I didn't know what to say so I just gave her a blank stare, and then finally said, "Wow, that's different". I don't feel bad though, you name your kid something like that and you're bound to get reactions from people.

Answer 6

Nevaeh, Madison, Addison, Miley, Sassi, and Destiny for girls.

Answer 7

Cassidy,

Taylor,

Or any other unisex names, so Chav.

Answer 8

Well, there's too many to list... so I'm not even going to try... but I must say I absolutely despise the name, Preston! I have no idea why, but I hate it!

Answer 9

Fatima.

Rattiah.

Akueng.

Edwige.

Adwoba.

Sheridan is pretty bad, so is Yasmin/Jasmine,

i've heard a lot of bad names,  

Answer 10

I hate it when people give their children last names and first names:

Taylor

Jackson

Stevenson

etc

Or ruining nice names like Emily.  I met a girl who spelled it Emmillie.  WTF?

Or phonetically spelt names:  Jessicar etc

Or when add 'H' or 'Y' etc to names:  Jessicah, Eryc etc

Just stick to normal names for christ sake!!

Stupid names of some people I went to school with:  Tamara, Kelveen, Bloned..

Also don't like flower names or months, days, places etc etc etc  

Answer 11

Honor...

Jessica Alba named her kid that..

HONOR????

Answer 12

i heard of a few. my cousin is Persivious! another girl is named Chrizalia Lagan Candisty, her brother is Elracio, their nephew is Tashon-Zen, take your pick  

Answer 13

Worst spellings: Any variation of the classic Emily (Emmaleigh, Emarlie etc).

Anything spelt phonetically, unless that is the correct spelling of course (Jessicar, Loosey, Dellyelar)

Worst names: Myfanwy (pronounced Miff-an-wee). While the nickname Myf is cute, it sounds like 'my f***y'.

I also hate boys names on girls (Riley, Rory, Aden, Everett).

Answer 14

Chav names like Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Zayden, Kenzie,  Jaxon, Taylah, Dillan, Codee, Maddysen, Shanice, Tyler, Rheece etc etc

These names just scream Trailer Trash or Council estate.  I ike names with a little bit of class in them.

One of my mum's neighbours called her son "Kane" which I think is hideous, it sounds like the sort of name you'd give a pitbull terrier.  But the worst I've ever heard was two Trekkies who called their daughter "Seven" after "Seven of Nine".  Ouch.

Answer 15

Beatrice, it sounds like a grandmother's name(which is great for the grandmother when she's older, but not for a baby.and Ralph for a boy.

Answer 16

Franny it is a name

check it on

http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com...

Answer 17

Spelling: ANY time a parent tries to get cute or creative with spelling.  I hate it when parents mangle perfectly decent names by adding in a "y" or "ay."  I met an "Eric" spelled "Eryyck" today.  Poor kid.  Go to any grocery store, and you will likely encounter parents who devoted far too much time to name selection than child development.  

Names: ANY name that is fine for a toddler or fine as a private nickname, but not as a name befitting a professional adult.  I know a grown woman named "Baby Girl" and far too many little girls named "Princess."  Also, the "place" names - Dakota, Savannah, Sierra - have got to go...although I must admit that "Bristol" has a nice ring!  Finally, a lot of people seem to be choosing names traditionally used for dogs.  A woman once mentioned she was considering Bailey, Cody, Koda, and Murphy.  I felt bad telling her that there are DOGS with all those names at my local dog park!

Answer 18

to be honest... Jaillyn... hate it.. or like Letisha, Janisha, Tanisha, Taniqua... and Rainbow, Mercedes, Crystal, Shannon, Cher.. i met a girl once called Dai-mond... pronounced Diamond...

I also hate Mackenzie, Madyson, aswell as Joshua, Tristan, Paul, or really old names like Malcolm, Norman, Tyrone.... eeerrrggh!  

Answer 19

Hortencia. (HOR-tense-IA)

Horrible.

Answer 20

Mackaylah I think is a very, very bad spelling of the beautiful name Michaela and I think Thurston, Feliysitee is a bad spelling of Felicity and I have seen Elizabeth as Elyssabithe.

Answer 21

I have across a few ones in my time:

I took windsurf lessons from a dude named "Disco"

A gal named "Titsiana" use to work at one of my favorite boutiques.  She was foreign (Ukranian perhaps?) and pronounced her name with the emphasis on the first syllables...uh, she also had a body to match her name.

A kid named "Golf" was on the honor's list in our local newspaper.  I guess with a name like that you either hit the books or hit the links.

Answer 22

I had to take information for insurance for a woman who named her two children orangejello and lemonjello.  That's right. Jello.  Don't name children after food.  Even if it's jiggly delicious.

Answer 23

Brooke.

I think that is the most boring name I have ever heard in my life, for a girl or boy.

Answer 24

A polish family live across the way from me, their kid is called whoy but pronounced oy

Answer 25

Tallullah Doesthehula Fromhawaii. That's not even a joke. There actually was some poor girl called that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 26

kettle. yes like the thing you boil water in to make a cup of tea. a horrid name. also heard of stonechest as a middle name.  

Answer 27

There was a girl who put a birth notice in our local newspaper who named her daughter Coffin.

Answer 28

Well I once met a little girl named Jingle Belles Snowe (Snowe being surname) and my two step-cousins (who are 2 and 6 months) are called Fergus and Wilfred. I feel so badly for them.

Vxxx

Answer 29

Dotherty lol People say it reminds them of alice in wonderland, but it reminds me of an old lady in eastenders smoking cigarettes!  

Answer 30

i have four swedish cousins named Jasper, Fergus, Mungo and Eleni.

(3 boys, 1 girl)

their names are pretty bad, i feel sorry for them

Answer 31

Gertrude lol and tori spelling named her baby stella i think thats an ugly name