There's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza with what shall I mend it?

Question

There's a hole in my bucket dear liza dear liza with what shall I mend it?

Answer 1

Buy a new one dear henry dear henry.

Answer 2

With straw dear Henry .

Answer 3

L: Henry! Fetch me some water!

H:There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza

There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, a hole.

L: Well, fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,

Well, fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.

H:With what shall I fix it ...

L: With a straw dear Henry ...

H:The straw is too long ...

L: Well, cut it dear Henry ...

H:With what shall I cut it ...

L: With an axe dear Henry ...

H:The axe is too dull dear Liza ...

L: Well, sharpen it dear Henry ...

H:With what shall I sharpen it ...

L: With a stone dear Henry ...

H:The stone is too dry dear Liza ...

L: Well, wet it dear Henry ...

H:With what shall I wet it ...

L: With water dear Henry ...

H:In what shall I fetch it ...

L: In a bucket dear Henry ...

H:There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza ...

Answer 4

but the straw is too long Dear Liza . . . . . . .

Answer 5

How did Orchid's answer get thumbs down? The song was by Harry Belafonte and she's right.

Answer 6

With David Gest, then, Dear Liza...

Answer 7

but the straw is too long....

Answer 8

But the straw is too long dear Liza, dear Liza.

The straw is too long, dear Liza, too long!

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Then cut it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry

Then cut it!

Answer 9

haha it was always liza and johnny when i sang it as a kid :) and blimey how would you fix a hole with a straw? surely it has a pretty clear disadvantage??

ahhh gotta love it

Answer 10

Straw.

Then the straw is too long.

Cute it with a knife.

Then the knife is too blunt.

Sharpen it with a stone.

Then the stone is too dry or something like that.

Wet it with water.

Then what do you fetch the water in?

A bucket.

Then there's a hole in your bucket.

etc. It starts all over again