There's a job vacancy going for chancellor of the Exchequer any takers?

Question

Now that Tony Blair is going do any of you want Gordon Browns old job?

hands up?

Answer 1

I tried and received a application form, the first question asked "can I add up?" I replied "Yes perfectly!" the second question asked "How good am at telling convincing lies?" I replied "I can't tel a lie to save my life!" and the third question asked "We're my parents married before I was born?" I replied No I'm was a b*****d!

Received a reply a week later saying I was not a suitable applicant as I got all three questions wrong...

Answer 2

definatly wouldnt mind. my mums hastling me to get a job anyway lol.

but, unfortunatly only juststatin college, i think its best i go for a satuday job first dont you lol