There is a ghost in my kitchen pantry - how do I get rid of it?

Question

My question is not serious - just for fun. :-)

Answer 1

Ghosts like to bend forks, so what you should do is get a fork, open the pantry, and start whistling like you're calling a dog, waving the fork around in the air.  Lead the ghost to the front door, open the door, toss the fork outside, wait for the ghost to go after it, and then close the door.

Answer 2

u can get it on with em , take em 2 bed , he will b out running the next day

Answer 3

Easy. Stop to fantasise that it's there.

Answer 4

You just need to spray the area with Ghost-B-Gone!  It's a product I'm going to start marketing and I think it will be huge. It's like a bug spray but it works on ghosts. Simply spray your house with Ghost-B-Gone, and then all ghost activity will be scientifically undetectable!

Answer 5

Try cabbage.  It's always made me leave the kitchen.

Answer 6

I hate when that happens.

To get rid of a ghost in a kitchen pantry, leave an open bag of mothballs on the highest shelf.  Ghosts hate mothballs almost as much as they hate cedar chests (I mean, have you ever heard of a ghost in a cedar chest?).

Answer 7

I'm struggling with whether or not to believe that you're genuinely asking this. Tell you what: go contact Discovery Channel. They have a silly little show called "A Haunting", where they interview people who claim to have been attacked or annoyed or molested or defrauded by ghosts or whatever, and make a forty-minute-long episode out of it.

Answer 8

How do you know? What are the tell-tale signs? Do you spend a lot of time in the pantry? Consult an Eggsorcist.

Answer 9

keep your doors and windows closed at evening time and

ghost will have to find another place.

Answer 10

.  If you are a male, just walk naked in the suspected area, ghost shall escape...... no kidding. CAUTION:Female please do not try...........

Answer 11

Lure it into the oven with a special Ghost Treat! Close the door and turn the oven on. Set to 400 deg. Add gravy and seasoning. Bake until golden brown. Remove and let cool. ENJOY!!! You have gotten rid of your ghost AND saved money on a thanksgiving turkey.

Answer 12

check out the website called  

theshadowlands.net/ghost

the people there can give you guidance. and there are over 12k e mails of people who wrote in with their experience.

I would recommend talking to the ghost, telling them to leave you alone,   or letting them know they can live there with you, just to please quit scaring you.... (I don't know how problematic the ghost is)    

check out the website.  (the people running it are pretty experienced.)

Answer 13

Bake a DOO-DOO pie....

Answer 14

LOL some people actually believed you! but i know ur a funny guy i answered some other questions recently.

Answer 15

Call Ghostbusters

Answer 16

If you want you may send your ghost to me...I love adding more to my HUGE group!I love to have a lot of company anyways.

Answer 17

Wouldn't it be "funny" if...after you joked about this...you REALLY got one?! You might have "called up" one just by making this joke!! If that happened....we'll be expecting a "call" from you soon!! (But who will believe you??) lol

Answer 18

As everyone knows ghosts (and aliens) can't open pantry doors. If you simply leave the pantry door open over night the ghost will leave and be thankful that you freed it.

Answer 19

feed it some of your cooking

Answer 20

"Please leave me alone, it's bothering me to have a ghost in the pantry."

Be sure to say thank you.

Answer 21

Every night make a kipper and vegemite sandwich on banana bread  and leave it in the pantry as an offering. Don't forget the broccoli juice to help him wash it down with. That ought to make him see the light.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Answer 22

make deviled ham and angel cake to see if its agood or bad ghost then get back to me  and ill let you know how to get rid of it