Theres a man in my house!?

Question

Theres a man in my house i think he just killed my family! What should i do?

Answer 1

Don't panic unless there is no will. Stop this foolishness.

Answer 2

RING THE POLICE!

Answer 3

GET OFF THE COMPUTER, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE & CALL THE POLICE!

Answer 4

You might consider watching less TV.

Answer 5

ask him why he did that.... i mean you have time to type so he must not be too threatening (other than the murder part).  Guess if you are really concerned calling the police would be good.  That would be at top of my list before posting question on answers.  Hopefully you are not next...  Good luck!

Answer 6

call the police why would you not know what to do if he is still there and you are not near a phone stay down until you know he is gone.

Answer 7

are you serous because if your not you should not joke like this ..but if you are telling the truth GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND CALL 911  

Answer 8

Wouldn't he hear you typing?  Is this a joke?  If I were in your position I would call the police instead of asking random people from the internet for advice but...  Anyway's I would be finding a way to get out of the house and then you should call the cops or call them first so that you know there coming.  But he might hear you talking so...  

Answer 9

get off the computer and call the police?

Answer 10

start jerking it until he opens the door, then act surprised!

Oh No!.....

Answer 11

Sounds like someone forgot their meds.......*L*

Answer 12

911

Answer 13

real life u wudnt be siting down and typing a question in this website, u will be call 911 or 999 if ur in UK.  is like saying, "o i am nearly dying, let me type in yahoo answer to see what people says". ask sensible question.

Answer 14

wtf!!!

Answer 15

I dont believe this is real but in the odd case it is call 911 and dont make a sound until the police get him out of the house I would get more details but I dont want to wast my time

Answer 16

You dumb ***.. wtf are you doing on the computer then? if there was a d**n man in my house i would so not be on the d**n internet asking what should i do if im about to get killed...RUN ***** RUN!

Answer 17

There's a man in your house and it sure ain't you.

Answer 18

Um when a major crime and or emergency occurs it's always best to post a question online so you're off to a great start my friend. Now signal for ninjas, sit back and drop another tab.....

Answer 19

call a psychiatrist.

Answer 20

ok attention seeker i honestly dont believe you.

if this was true i doubt that you would be sat at the computer!

karma baby karma!!!

Answer 21

Stay on answers and have a cup of hot chocolate.

Answer 22

Is he cute?  Because there are a lot of women who just love a good murderer....... Charles Mason and Scott Peterson get marriage proposals all the time.  Of course you should get this information after his trial and sentencing.    

Answer 23

throw hot water on him.

Answer 24

ok dumba$$, get off the computer, and call the police, i highly doubt someone killed your family and u had time to log on to the computer to ask a dumba$$ question, when u already know th anwser to

Answer 25

by the time you put this question on and read the answers you could off dailed 999 and got outta of there unless.....

Answer 26

So there's a man in your house and you think he killed your family.  Yet you have time to get on the computer, log on, post this question, and wait for an answer?  Yeah, that's what I would've done.

I also would have CALLED THE POLICE.  Or I would have RAN AWAY!

Answer 27

get out, call the police  

Answer 28

go make him tea.

Answer 29

Yell out - I'm in here - please come kill me also.  

Answer 30

ur an idot for asking this on the freakin computer call the police

Answer 31

What?! And you had time to write this on Yahoo! Answers?!? Get out then, go to the neighbors and call the police! But are you even sure? Is it daylight there? Serial killers usually go to attack on clear nights, but they are crazy, so it could be any time. Just remember, he could just be talking to them or something. CALL THE POLICE YOU IDIOT!!!!