Theres this old man in my basement. How do i get him out!?

Question

I live alone and this weird old man comes in my house and watches me sleep! He hides in my basement all day! HELP!

Answer 1

get the master chief to help you give him an assault rifle and some plasma grenades and he'll know what to do.

Answer 2

what do you think? CALL THE POLICE get a alarm..locks the doors..and how do you know that..

Answer 3

Put shaving cream around your mouth and make your eyes go bloodshot (ive got no idea how but oh well) then go on your knees and jump around like a wild tribal person and pretend you have rabies!

Answer 4

He's your guardian angel.  Slip him a corned beef sandwich now and then;  guardian angels are otherwise known as Leprechauns.  He wouldn't mind a pint o' Guinness now and then, either...

Answer 5

Take your meds...he should disappear.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

do you have a baseball bat...?

Answer 8

well. this is a dumb question i almost think its a joke but w/e.  Go buy a gun and leave the bag out.  close ur door n put a bell on it or tin cans in front of it. when u here a noise wake up and threaten him. be like i will shoot ur ugly *** if u do not leave and never come back.  so ya it cant be that hard.  

Have you ever talked 2 him before like y r u doin this 2 me?

if this dosent work call um...ur gandmother SIKE call the d**n peolice.  helllloooo it dosent take a rocket scienctest.  

Answer 9

Don't worry cause he'll die pretty soon anyway.    

Answer 10

calll the police dummy!!!!!!!!! we arent gonna do anything about it???!!!1

Answer 11

god you are really stupid yanoo

Answer 12

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call the police?

Answer 13

May I suggest calling the police and locking your doors.

Answer 14

um isnt that a weird question? Call the police whadda u think u'd do?

Answer 15

Correct me if I am worng, but:

I am catching a little bit of sarcasm here?

CALL THE FRIKIN POLICE, WHAT ELSE?

This story is a bit unbelievable.

Answer 16

CALL THE POLICE!!! THen CHANGE YOUR LOCKS ON ALL YOUR DOORs, and get a guard dog.