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So I was talking to this loser girl on the phone (She Calls me EVERYDAY! and i want to murder her!!!!!) just kidding...not. Anywho. So im talking to her RIGHT NOW! and Im like 'Oh my goodness. I just looove your hair!' (But I really dont!) and shes like 'omg seriously! thats sooo awesome! I'm coming over right now!! woo' and im like 'umm no you cant.' and shes like 'why not' and im like 'well theres...a murderer! im my kitchen.. but dont worry. i've locked him in the pantry. So you cant come over' then shes like omg' then a few minutes later she RUNS in my house with pepper spray and brakes down my pantry door and sprays pepper spray all over the food. then shes like 'welll i guess i got him for ya' and im like umm thats great well you've got to go now, im feeling famished from all the terrifying-ness today' then she left. but she'll be back...i just know it! What should I do to keep this demon away???
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