These abysmal questions have puzzled me in ages. Please help.?

Question

1. Why spongebob's called squarepants, while his pants are actually rectangle?

2. Why winnie the Pooh doesnt wear anything from waist down?

3. The gender of Tweety bird.

4. Why did Steve Burns left Blues Clues? He looks really happy while singing with mr.salt and mrs.pepper!

Thanks.

Answer 1

winnie is a girl's name right? so she must be a girl. she doesn't wear pants so tigger could easily have sexual intercourse with her. Tweety would then watch as those two pervs got it going.

Answer 2

1.  Square or rectangle it is in same family of shape.  Do you wonder what's inside the squarepants?  Take a look:

http://www.happynovisad.co.yu/film/spong...

2.  Winnie the Pooh also wears long shirt at times.  You can't imagine that? See for yourself:

http://www.mi-direccion.com/divx/W/Winni...

3.  Tweety Bird is a MALE!  Despite the widespread speculation that Tweety was female, he is and has always been a male character, something that he often has confirmed in The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries. Check this out:

http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/web/st...

4.  Steve Burns wanted to move on and be a rock star:

http://www.steveswebpage.com/FAQ.html

Answer 3

1.  spongebob's squarepants are actually rectangle.  but rectangle pants doesn't flow well with the show's song:  spongebob rectangle pants, spongebob rectangle pants, spongebob.....rectangle pants!  nahhhh

2.  Winnie the Pooh has fur for his clothes; the red shirt is just his chaleco!

3.  Tweety bird.  Cmon Tweety bird's a girl.  Listen to her irritating and deafening twangy voice.

4.  Steve Burns left Blues Clues because he was dying to shave his head.  Only way this can be accomplished was to end his miserable years with Blue, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!

Answer 4

1. The "square" in  square refers to the 90 degree angle in the corners of the pants.  It's like it is in construction when someone ask if a corner is square.

2. You are mistaken about Pooh.  He wears fur from the waist down.

3. Tweety is a female, only a female could pull off the sly acts that Tweety gets away with.

4.  Steve Burns was only happy on camera and he had a fling with Mrs. Pepper. That didn't sit well with Mr. Salt and Mr. Salt told the producers he would quit if Steve wasn't fired.  The producers let Steve quit instead of dismissing him.  The toons almost refused to be painted but it was all worked out.  

Answer 5

1. spongebob's pants are square when viewd from the side :)

2. pooh was based on the most common teddy bear, which only has a shirt and no pants.

3. tweety is a male. i once saw an episode where sly dressed up a finger to look like a girl bird who flirted with tweety.

4. according to joe, steve had to go to college (in the "joe moves in" episode)

Answer 6

the "ACME" brand of gadgets Mr. Coyote uses against Roadrunner?

Answer 7

1. During the original casting of the show, Patrick thought that he will be the star! He got so disappointed when Bob got the part that he cursed to the top of his lungs and made fun about Bob's shorts.

--- Did you know that Spongbob is partly Japanese?!

2. Winnie dont wear pants because of Patrick Star. Winnie was also part of the casting for the show. He was teased then because he was wearing a 'Tweety Bird' inspired jeans. He didnt get the part though...he forgot to shave.

3. Tweety Bird is g*y! He (turned she) wrote the song 'I whipped Steve Burns and I liked it' (courtesy of Purple Tactics question.=P)

4. Steve Burns left because he chose to sing and do a video with Tweety Bird for the new song.

=P

Answer 8

1. do you think spongebob rectangle pants would sound nice? :)

2.  donald duck too...

3.  definitely male...sylvester just wants to eat him...nothing else...

4.  too much clues got him lost?

hehehe...

Answer 9

we can never know..............

i got questions like that also lol

if a pizza is circle then why is the package squared

if u have a threesome is that having s*x once or twice

how important should a person be to be known as asasinated and not murdered

Answer 10

1.  Spongebob's pants are square, not rectangle.  It just look like it is because spongebob's shirt looks small, almost discernible.

2.  The better for him to make pooh-pooh fast.  No need to pull down the pants

3.  Tweety is definitely a girl.  Look at how cute she looks.  No man would ever look that kind of cute

4.  Steve Burns, the notebook man?  Man, didn't you know?  He's dead.  Passed on his notebook to some other person.  And soon we'll have a new title for the show.  Not Blues Clues for sure.