A barge carrying excrement for dumping in the North Sea rescued an actor when his dinghy capsized in the River Thames.
As the barge made it's way along to the open sea, other boats would ask what his barge was carrying and the Captain would reply "A pile of **** and an actor."
After a while, the actor, soaking wet and shivering under his blanket said to the Captain, "Captain- Do you think you could reverse that billing?"
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