They keep calling me pizza face?

Question

my classmates keep calling me "pepperoni pizza face", last thursday i watched a great steven seagal movie, the next day

it gave me an idea as revenge - i bought a 12" pepperoni pizza into school and threw a slice in their faces! i felt so good afterwards! but now the dean wants to see me in his office because their parents complained about bits of pepperoni getting stuck in their ears or something. what should i do?

Answer 1

Tell him exactly what you told us. You got sick of all the taunting, and decided to do something about it. Those parents should have a word with their kids about teasing another kid.

FYI.. if you did something like that in the real world.. you would have gone to Jail for assault.

Answer 2

I'm sorry to say, but you reap what you sow. It sounds (since you said dean) that you are in college. If people are name calling like that at college level (seriously, "pizza face" sounds like a middle-school name call), it only speaks of their immaturity. If you had a problem with it, you should have gone to the school to report them rather than taking action yourself.

Answer 3

Serve your time with the dean but I would continue to exact cheesy vengance on them.

Order a large extra cheese pepperoni pizza and slather it all over your face. Then drive to the perps homes and stare through his window while he is sleeping. Growl in a low voice while rubbing your PIZZA FACE all over their window till they wake up, then run. Do it every night for a week to scare the c**p outta them.

Answer 4

Good for you for standing up for yourself.

When you talk to the dean be straight up.  Explain that they were harassing you and you were sick of the school not doing anything.  You couldn't tolerate it anymore so you retaliated.

Answer 5

Call Papa Johns....tell them it was their fault...at least they didn't call you "meat lovers pizza face"....always a bright side...

Answer 6

WOW... I'm all for sticking up for yourself but chill dude. Why make a big deal cuz they called you a name? You are very uptight and need to chill. I mean...that stuff doesn't fly in the real world. You can't throw poo at someone if they call you an a$$hole.

But, since you already did it... um... stick to your guns. Admit that you may have over reacted but say you did what you felt was right at that moment. I'm suprised you haven't gotten your a$$ kicked yet. You are lucky. That could be loosely considered assault.

Answer 7

is this a trick question? - "the dean"? hmmm :/