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Things Only A Mother Can Teach You

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1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP...

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about s*x....

"How do you think you got here?"

11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"

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  1. rofl :P


  2. i saw that website

  3. Yeah those are all the things my mother taught me!!!

  4. this is really funny.i say this to my brother caus he just doesn't listen to anyone

  5. Very Good. Top of the Class!!

  6. Oh.. I love my mommy :P

  7. Haha, number one was used quite a lot by my mum lol.

  8. lmao try mine!

  9. They're great!

  10. yeah my mum had all this revenge planned against me, and then wen she saw my pretty fluttering  eyes she decided she's not going to avenge for her childhood from h**l with me

  11. Ha ha ha that's too true!  

  12. so true

  13. Lovely. And oh so very true. lol


  14. This is CLASSIC. I only wish my Mother were alive to see this.

  15. thats good....

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  16. lol...thats all so true!

  17. In agreement, the best one is deffo:



    JUSTICE...

    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"


  18. HA HA HA.!!!

    That is Brilliant mate.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers for a laugh.!!

  19. Thanks for sharing. That is excellent.  

  20. Brilliant

  21. But you father thinks you are the joke.

  22. Wow,brilliant

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