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Think before you flirt.............

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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and cupping a little feel here and a little kiss there.His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening"

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Boss, apparently he had the time of his life."

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  1. hahah so sneaky i love it!


  2. whoa...... very funny

  3. haha... i lyk dat!

    it was vry unexpectd!!

    xD

  4. wow

    u made my day...

    thanks for making me laugh

  5. that was good

  6. Lol that was hilarious......

  7. hillarious. great one

  8. lol

  9. i like this one up intul the the playing poker. i don;t relly get the ending.

    oh wait i get it....oh yeah its pretty funny. so she really did it with his boss right> right,,,,

  10. ha ha ha.....hilarious....

  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA very funny

  12. hahah lol thats what that b*tch gets!!! and you get a * keep them coming!

  13. superlative, bravura, stunning, marvelous, resplendent, grand, beautiful, impressive

    WHICH SHALL I USE????

    wELL I Think it is niceeeeee and enjoyable.  

  14. Love it! What a little s**t she is not even knowing that wasn't her husband giving it to her!!!LOL!

  15. that's hilarious  

  16. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH whoaaaaaa

  17. serves her right>>>>

    heres one for you

    Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table.

    And, next to them, a single red rose!

    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

    Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.

    He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating.

    Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke some

    furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

    "So, why is everything in such

    perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed,

    "Leave me alone, you TART, I'm married!

    Broken furniture £85.26

    Hot Breakfast £4.20

    Red Rose bud £3.00

    Two Aspirins £0.38

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless


  18. HAHA :D

  19. Ok fabulous joke but what was the question?

  20. This is brilliant, a little flirting with his boss, instead of him, what a woman...!

  21. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!  Oh my God!  That was hysterical!  Thank you!!!.

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