Thinking of becoming an environmentalist. wot accessories should i wear with my ....?

Question

... Jesus sandals and woolly tank top???

Answer 1

Combat trousers made of hemp, and you should grow your hair and get some dreadlocks. That always looks cool. lol :-)

Answer 2

To be a true environmentalist, means going nude, and sustainability by osmosis.

Answer 3

You'll definitely need a polar bear fur to keep you warm when jumping around on the ice floes.  You might want to shed the sandals and don spiked golf shoes for additional traction.

Answer 4

hahahaha ;)

Answer 5

Maybe a fox wrap, or mink coats are also nice.

Answer 6

White socks are a must have.

Also very important to wear your string vest under your viscose shirt which will be under your tank top.

Obviously you need creased cotton shorts which ride WAY up at the crotch too - preferably in an indescribable green colour which would not quite pass as khaki.

Answer 7

a smug grin is all you need

Answer 8

ooo can i join you???

Erm...messy hair. XD

Answer 9

A woolly tank top ? that would mean some poor unfortunate sheep is left freezing !!! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

And Jesus sandals, some poor cow has had it's 'hide tanned'..painful !!

Personally I'd go for the Adam & Eve look, the 'fig leaf' in a dark shade of evergreen with a hint of 'nibbled' catapillar, is the 'look' this season, and nothing on your feet, but a touch of dirt and mud, to give the authentic, distressed look.

Your hair, trimmed with a pair of garden shears, is the quaffer style for the season,  with maybe a few wild berries, placed behind the ear (not too many or the wild birds will be perched on your 'barnet' for weeks).

Accessory warning:  not having any pockets could be a disadvantage, so carrying a banana, under your 'loin cloth' could prove embarrassing.

A very environmentalist mentalist...

Caramac x

Answer 10

a straight-jacket

Answer 11

A wind turbine thong.

Answer 12

How to accessorise? Now here’s a question that’s at the forefront of the minds of half the world’s population... and man! can they go on about it... as though it’s important!

Anyway, if it’s of any help at all, here are a few fashion tips.

The most important thing to remember is that you must accessorise to reflect the event you’re attending.



For a warming; you’ll need loose fitting, or even no clothes... but you may want to review that once the winter comes, as warm snow isn’t significantly more comfortable than cold snow.  

For a flooding you’ll want a buoyancy aid of some sort, and for a catastrophic sea level rise, a mask and snorkel is very much ‘in’ this year.

For a disease outbreak caused by infestations of bugs a head to toe mosquito net is a must, and for a tornado you’ll want VERY heavy boots (but don’t  forget to take them off before you attend a flooding or you’ll just look ridiculous!).



Whatever the event, you’ll be taking an empty wallet after you’ve paid all the additional taxes due to the ‘Global Warming’ thing.

Answer 13

Don't settle for being just an environmentalist, be an environmental super hero, so you can save the planet from the evil materialistic over-consuming Americans.

Be like Captain Planet.

http://www.turner.com/planet/captain.htm...

Or if that's out of your realm, just go to work and spend all day on YA scaring people into submission like some self proclaimed scientist on this section of YA. I would think a highly educated professional scientist would have something to do all day besides YA.

Answer 14

GOD COULD COME DOWN AND SAY GLOBAL WARMING IS FALSE... BUT PPL WLD NOT BELIEVE EVEN THAT!

wrote a 29 minute speech on why it is false... we as humans do not cause it

EXTRACT:

--Email [e-mail] for the whole thing--

I. For a long time people have been looking through glasses that have foggy lenses of deception regarding global warming. In the next couple of minutes I intend to show you a more accurate eye chart and update your prescription.

A. My point for this response is to try and persuade you to see the light at the end of the dirty tunnel of humanities’ lies.

II. Global Warming is the most debatable topic that was probably ever around. You need to know this information. If you don’t educate yourself properly on this topic you will live the rest of your life in fear of something that doesn’t exist.

A. Global Warming is a natural cycle. Everything about it is natural. Carbon dioxide levels vary throughout time. Humans can make little or no impact on the environment.

1. In reality…. There is about one person who doesn’t believe in Global Warming to two people who do. This means that only 60% of the world believes in global warming. My goal by the end of this response is to have the 60% be persuaded that they do not believe in the accurate thing. With the following facts, I am 100% sure that this goal is possible and will be achieved.

2. Al Gore stated this quote in his movie “…The 10 hottest years ever recorded were within 15 years of today.” Now this point is valid and true, but we have not been measuring the temperature or anything since the early nineteen hundreds. Can we go down and see how the polar ice caps were doing in the early 1800’s? We can not do that because temperature was not recorded. You may say that they guessed using carbon dioxide levels, but whose to say that they are right? I heard that scientific measures were not always accurate because they took a hundred year old log and did some carbon 14 testing on it. Scientists thought that it was thousands of years old. It was later proved to be younger after more tests were ran. Who’s to say that our method of discovering weather is right? We have been measuring temperature for only a short period of time. Earth right now is in a heating process. Thousands of years ago we were cooling which is when we had an Ice Age. Now we are doing the opposite and are starting to warm up before cooling again. Look at this political cartoon. What is one thing that you notice? I notice it being freezing then gradually getting warmer. As my next point is about to prove, we have no effect on the environment no matter what we do.

3. In 1990 a volcano in the Philippines erupted violently. It was by far one of the biggest explosions of the century. We all have read about how volcanoes let off carbon dioxide, but did you know this… When the volcano erupted, it put more carbon dioxide in the air than all of humanity has ever produced…. More than humans have made since the creation of time. All in just a matter of hours. Look at this picture (not included). See all of this carbon dioxide being put into the air? While, with all of this there was no temperature increase or decrease at all… just some carbon dioxide level changes, but nothing major. If volcanoes put off this much carbon dioxide with no effect, then how could we be doing this? When all this happened, then how could you be persuaded that humans who produce fractions of that amount could impact the environment in fractions of the time? Humans if we tried could not severely impact the environment. It is just too big. Even if we are letting some off, plants and other natural recyclers of Carbon Dioxide are just transforming them to oxygen.

4. During World War II, we dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan. We spilled tons of harmful green house gasses into Mother Nature. This includes radiation, carbon dioxide, and carbon monoxide. After all of that happened, again there was no effect to the environment that was found. Hiroshima has been having radiation problems still, but there is no significant temperature problem. Nothing humans do can severely change our environment. We only occupy about 50% of the globe. The other 50% is the ocean, ice caps, and land that are not suitable for humans. How could two nuclear bombs not have an impact on the environment, but changing a light bulb in your house to fluorescent can save the environment? It is just impossible that we could have an impact.

5. Another point is that if you look in your text book, I promise you that you will find these words… “When Washington was marching his troops, it was bitterly cold outside” Bitterly cold means freezing. I know that they didn’t have supplies but Virginia in the summer (which is when they fought) is warm. As you can see by these charts, it was 106 degrees outside in the summer. This is without humidity too. Now when we look at this chart it shows us that the battle was fought in Yorktown. There isn‘t much of a distance between Yorktown and Richmond, were this was recorded. How was it bitterly cold a few hundred years ago when now it is normal? The conclusion is that it is a natural cycle. The cycle changes every several hundred years. It was cold then, and now it is slowly warming up. We have nothing to do with it. This is perfectly natural for our environment to do. We would like to believe that humans are the dominate species. Have we ever thought to wonder if what we believe in is caused by nature?

6. One of the most important factual information is still on our planet. Greenland is one of the most misunderstood places around. People like to believe that the reason that it got it’s name is because the settlers didn’t want people to move there so they called an icy land Greenland so that settlers would move their instead of Iceland were it really was green.. After I saw a show on the discovery channel, I concluded that it was actually green. When the first settlers went there, they dined on grapes and cows. I don’t think that I am mistaken, but how could a cow live on an icy land with nobody to feed it. Grapes grow in warm environments which is not ice. Greenland fits that exact description. Also as you can see on this picture, there is still some green left in it. All of it was green once, which proves that it once was green and now it is ice because of the natural cycle, it is starting to freeze. Now Greenland is melting to start the process all over again. In a few hundred years, Greenland will begin to freeze.

NOTE TO READER: FOR POINT 67-8 IT MAKES NO SENCE UNLESS POWERPOINT IS VISIBLE… THANKS!

7. Ok… Phoenix is known as a hot dry desert place. You think that it keeps getting hotter and hotter here each summer. Take a look at this display on the screens. As you can see, during the day the sun is radiating energy to a large city… lets call it Phoenix. It does this all day until the sun starts to go down. As you can see now, the buildings are built up with radiation while the desert area barely got any radiation build up. Now it is night and as you can see the buildings are radiating heat forming a heat bubble. Now in Phoenix at night it is around 95 degrees. That is because of the buildings radiating. We are made of concrete and steel so we absorb heat. Take a look over at the desert. See how the temperature there is lower? This is because it is not trapped in the heat bubble of radiation.

8.Many people relate global warming with long citywide droughts. Like in Phoenix, we are in a drought. There are many reasons why this is not caused by us. Have you ever watched the news and heard the following phrase “… and people of Chandler are getting pelted by rain, many individuals are putting up sand bags to protect their homes…?” What this is saying is that small little cities are getting poured on. Look at the power point and see why, The big glob in the center is called Phoenix, Glendale, and Peoria. Ok now imagine that we are in the middle of a storm. The red indicates heavy rain and the yellow indicates moderate rain. As you can see from this animation that I made, the storm is going around Phoenix. We are a giant blob and the storm is just simply avoiding us. Smaller cities like Chandler and Mesa are being pelted by this continuous down pour. So in smaller cities they may say, “We got rained on the most we ever have” and the airport were they measure the amount of rain says there were only a few drops of rain. This proves that we did not cause the drought by carbon dioxide, but we did it by industrializing.

9. Global Warming is also just a political trap. Who are the only ones who want to try and do something about global warming besides tree huggers? Politicians do. When somebody is running for office this makes a better point, I am going to save the world! Who would you rather vote for… Mr. Free Dental Insurance or Mr. I am Going To Save The Planet From Destruction! The choice is pretty clear. Which, that was Al Gore’s main election motto. They want you to vote for them do they are scamming you. Al Gore doesn’t believe in global warming himself! When he was running for elections, he rented private jets which emit 800 pounds of CO2 per passenger instead of commercial for 88 pounds of CO2 per passenger. He didn’t even own a private jet either; he flew this way for 20 trips. If he would have flown on a commercial plane he would have saved 14240 pounds from the environment.

III. Global Warming is all natural. We do not have an effect on it. If we tried there is nothing that we could do that would impact our society.

1. We have nothing to do with what is going on in the world. There is no reason that just because our planet is warming, we are to blame. This has happened before and will be continuing to happen for the rest of the history of out planet.

Answer 15

A Brain would be of much help.

Answer 16

You need a safari suit, knee high socks , stout boots, huge safari hat preferably with a couple of feathers and grasses on it, you don't want to be spotted. :)

Answer 17

First you need to get "the look" right. So------ take a bath only when Saturday falls on the 2nd of the month-- forget about the barber--- and don't wear any furs or leather goods.

Answer 18

Who cares as long as it hasn't been washed in at least 3 weeks and reeks of Patchouli and B.O.

Answer 19

I think Your Ready with just that! NOW GO GETTEM!

Answer 20

you forgot the socks with the sandals..lol

oh and a bobble hat.