Thinking of changing careers?

Question

I am thinking of changing careers and becoming a full time criminal. I was in Penneys the other day and they have some really nice looking jumpers with black and white stripes, so I think I'll get one of those. Then maybe a matching bag with the letters SWAG written on the side, can't decide on a colour yet, what's in for Autumn? Any other suggestions would be welcome

Answer 1

Blacks and greys so your in luck!

Only think is this recessions going to hit the criminal's badly, soon you'll be pining for the good old day when people in this country lived so far outside there means that they didn't really care how many times they had to replace the 4 by 4 or iphone.

Answer 2

Maybe you could get work experience as a criminal extra in fair city most of the acting there is criminal anyways

Answer 3

I have a white Ford Transit for sale - back ramp loading, never cuts out and always starts first time. It is not known to the Gardai, as it got a spary job and new plates last week. Perfect getaway van. Yours for only a grand, half if you hire me as your driver. I'll even co-ordinate my top with your pants...