The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year
old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having s*x!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having s*x?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.'
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