This is a ffairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little?

Question

Once upon a time

In a land far away

A beautiful independent

Self-assured princess

Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating global warming issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a lovely meadow near her castle

The frog hopped onto the princess lap

And said; elegant lady

I was once a a handsome prince

Until an evil witch cast a spell on me

One kiss from you however

And I will turn back

Onto the hot young prince that I am

And then my honey we can marry

We will live in your castle together

With my mother

You will cook my meals

Clean the castle

Bear my children

And forever feel

Grateful and happy doing it all

That night

As the princess dined sumptuously

On lightly sautéed frog legs in a

White wine and cream sauce

She chucked and thought to herself

I don’t F#cking think so

Answer 1

That is the only way to place ones lips on a frog, Ha ha !! good for her.

What did she do with the rest of the frogs body?

If I was that princess I would have put a tooth pick up its rear end and mounted it on the wall for all other chauvinistic frogs to see.

.........Cheers.........

Answer 2

nice, why are u so mad at "the frogs of this world". pity is there will always be a princess who falls for that frog.

Answer 3

Love it. Wish I had fried my frog

Answer 4

Yeah I like that one. :oD

Answer 5

lmao that frog doesn't know woman

Answer 6

ha lol  

Answer 7

There's nothing nicer than frogs legs, sauteed, except this joke, it's brilliant, thanks for a bloody good laugh, MC...!

Answer 8

lol funny one :) !!!

Answer 9

ha ha ha!!! that was wonderful!!!

Answer 10

Great one; you deserve all the stars you're getting!

Answer 11

ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!

but i f#cking thought so ~~!!!!!!!lolzzzjust like miss cherry~!!! lolzzz