This is a gap filler?

Question

quasi mo-do was walking past the Eiffel tower when someone noticed

and said, where have i seen him before; and his friend said, I'm not quite sure but his face rings a bell.

well i did say it was a gap filler

Answer 1

=l..........

Answer 2

Tut Tut. You are always complaining about other peoples jokes but when you have a super joke you spoil it by making it so short it doesn´t really make sense.The joke is.....

Quasimodo had finally decided to retire and the Abbott placed an advert in the Church gazette for a new bell ringer. One day a man with no arms came to the church to apply for the bell ringer's position. The Abbott, being an equal opportunity employer, said he would consider the armless man for the position if he could prove he could do the job. The armless man was led to the bell tower and when Quasimodo Levy asked him to do his stuff, the man got a running start and charged face-first into the bell. A beautiful melodious tone sang through the valley. So beautiful that all the townspeople came out of their houses crying, "who rang that bell - such a sound - hire him, hire him!"

Quasimodo  promptly asked him to ring the bell again. The man again took a running start but unfortunately slipped and plunged over the parapet to his death.

The townspeople were aghast and one called out, "who was that man?"

Quasimodo  replied, "I don't know but his face rings a bell."

Unfortunately, this still left the church without a bell ringer. So the Abbott re-advertised the job. Another armless man showed up to apply for the position, claiming he was the dead man's brother and, having learned all he knew about bell ringing from his brother, declared that it was only right that he take over the bell ringer's position and succeed where his brother could not (due to his untimely death, naturally). The Abbott gave the brother the same chance to prove his ability. The brother charged at the bell smacking it with his face and eliciting a lovely mellow tone which was heard all throughout the valley. The townspeople came running into the square calling out "who rang that bell? Such tone, such vibrato - hire him, hire him!!”

Noting that it was nearing 3pm and time to ring the bell for real, Quasimodo instructed the man to do the same. The man backed up to start his run and misjudged how close he was to the edge of the bell tower. He stepped backward and fell to his death.

The Abbott turned to Quasimodo and asked, "who was that man?"

Replied Quasimodo, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

Answer 3

bartonis version was much better

Answer 4

The " gob stoipper " was the funniest part of your joke/ tirade. Well lets be honest Bartoni´s large one was funnier than your small one.

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

stop being so punny...

Answer 7

Hey sometimes short and sweet is best.. Heres a long one though

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame

were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.

The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.

Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.

Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.

Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.

Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.

In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..

"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney ?"