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This is a good question : Can someone answer this for me ?

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I asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow...what a worthy goal,' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her folks still aren't talking to me

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  1. thumbs up!!!

    but i think I already heard smth like that somewhere....


  2. are you asking a question? what is your question?

  3. This isn't a question. Why would you title it 'This is a good question :Can Someone answer this for me?' when there's no question to be answered. To get attention? So someone would read your story? Weird.  

  4. I agree with the mom. Why would the homeless guy get a handout??? I don't think THAT makes them Republican???  

  5. You are so right on the money!  You rock!  :o)

  6. Lol, that's funny....  

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