This is a line men are all too familiar with.

Question

The next time your wife comes to you

during a commercial and says,

"Honey, we have to talk a minute", turn off the TV.

You won't see the end of the show anyway.

Answer 1

she says we need to talk he hears you better get a lawer

Answer 2

i gotta agree.  when a woman says "a  minute", what happens to the space-time continuum?  next thing you know, it's an hour later and the minute long talk is still going!