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Question

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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what does it mean to chuck?

Answer 1

Wood chucks would not bother to chuck wood even if they could.

Chuck is throw, in this context.

Answer 2

... a woodhcuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. BUT, a woodchcuck can't chuck wood.

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Answer 3

HowfastdoIhavetobe?

Answer 4

Woodchucks are kind of like prairie dogs and ground squirrels.

The old saying about, "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" is a play on words.  The answer is "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."  

Presumably chuck wood means chewing wood as a beaver would chew wood.

Answer 5

Well......I'll be!  I always thought it was just a play on words like; 'she sells sea shells by the sea-shore' or the 'peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' one.  So there is a wood chuck?  Well...I'll be!

Answer 6

16 , LOL

to chuck is to throw

like to chuck away, meaning to throw away