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This is funny, but try to read it with an open mind?

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Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, and Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!?

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:BANG!

Southerner's Answer:BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click . . . (reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: Nice groupin', Daddy! Were them the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain't takin' that to the taxidermist.

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  1. It would be funny if it wasn't TRUE

    But honestly you need to be careful Demos have no sense of humor


  2. Why an Islamic terrorist when a normal Republican behaves in exactly the same way?


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  4. I didn't find it funny. I tried to read it opened minded, but after reading the whole thing it's just making fun of Southerners and Democrats. Well, I am a Southerner and I'm a Democrat.

  5. Haha ok...I'm none of those.

    But it was amusing.  

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