This is grouse, but please be serious.?

Question

I have an itchy bug bite looking red thing right inside my buttocks :|

It has been there about 2-3 days now, and when i wipe, it hurts.

Additional details

-i was laying outside a couple nights back

-i am not sexually active in that manner

-i shower daily (don't know if that helps)

please please, help me!

Answer 1

umm.. this does sound gross! omg lolx. srry for being rude but idk i guess the best to do is to buy some ointment or get it checked out by a doctor =) good luckk.

Answer 2

Maybe it is a hemorrhoid or a boil.  You can try some over-the-counter creams and pads, such as Tucks or Preparation-H.  I think that hemorrhoids are caused by straining when having a bowel movement.  Boils are just like pimples.  You can soak in a hot bath with Aveeno oatmeal or use a heating pad, and this may help with softening it so it will ooze.  If it doesn't go away with those remedies, I would suggest seeing a doctor.  

Good luck!  

Answer 3

It sounds like a hemorrhoid, first try some Tucks Wipes and Preparation H cream. If it doesn't get better in two weeks see a doctor.

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