This is my retirement plan...what's yours?

Question

If I become too old to care for myself and there is nobody to care for me, I will print 20 dollar bills on my computer and spend them until I get caught so I can go to federal prison.

Free room and board with all meals included, free health care which I will likely need a lot of, lots of activities like a library and television, and I'd be so old that the odds are nobody would want me as a "prison wife".

It sounds much better than how many of our seniors today live

Answer 1

Sounds like a great plan. I just hope you're not a pretty boy though. There are certain prisoners that will insert things into certain parts of your body that you may not like.