okay so a hockey player, a baseball player and a soilder were on a plane. The plane was going to crash unless they threw out 1 item each. The hockey player threw out a hockey stick, the baseball player threw out a baseball bat, and the soilder threw out granades. When the plane landed, the hockey player got off and say a little boy crying. The hockey player asked what was wrong. The boy said a hockey stick came from the sky and hit him on the head. When the baseball player came out, he saw a little girl crying. He asked, whats wrong? She said a baseball bat came from the sky and hit her on the shoulder. When the solider came out he saw a little boy laughing so hard he was on the GROUND! The soilder asked whats wrong, and he said:
my dad farted and the house blew up!!!
lol i crack up everytime i hear this
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